Deathcult
Pruner
So me and a mate went to go attack an ID and well the ID got some Defense. I started talking to the guy who sent D first who would defend on all ticks that I'm attacking for. Now this ID I was attacking was like 200mill in score and like 3k in land. A VERY nice target with nothing to attack me back. So me and 2 other mates decided to get some land from this guy and well we waved him.
Well I took a nap when I sent the Attack out because I'm a bits sick. When I wake up I get a message from one of the Defenders (the one who is the same tick defending against me) and it reads this:
Person defending [1]: ask yourself, is it blood you want, or is it land? If you want blood, you've got it, I'm just not sure how much or whose. If it's land, forget it. With over 1mil WKs defending against you, you're thieves won't even get to smell land.
Me:I could really care less. I want the land and the blood. have a good day :]
Person defending [1]: Lol I should have seen the other incs before I mouthed off at you
Me: We will recall if you say "Deathcult and Bagels with cream cheese owns you."
Person Defending [1]: Hahaha! Deathcult and Bagels with cream cheese owns me. Wait, was I supposed to say that out loud, message it to you, email it to you, or shout it out my door?
Me: Make a forum thread about it.
Person Defending [1]: I'm not on the forum that wasn't one of my options
Me: Then sorry. That or recall your defense. My mates dont wanna recall if they see Defense there. Meaning, Recall the D and we can recall.
Person Defending [1]: Use your spies. I recalled already
Me: You and your mate has to recall together
Person Defending [1]: Two things I know:
1. I can't make my mate recall
2. You are a blazing liar
Me: You are quite possibly the dumbest person I've ever encountered in this game. Have fun explaining to your leader of why you recalled your defense. LMFAO
Person Defending [1]: He who laughs first laughs last. I'm not dumb enough to face the Petrols while they fire, but I'll face them last tick. I recalled long before you asked me to recall.
Me: Lmfao uhh yeah sure buddy. Denial is a great place to be. I don't care if I land now. This made it 20x more entertaining.
So after this I sent a message to the person we attacked saying...
You can thank Person Defending [1] for recalling his troops. he was my only real threat. I suggest you kick him for being such a horrible Ally player.
BAGELS!
Now the Battle Report :]
Battle Report - Attacking Person Defending [1]
[range] 215,005 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 3,000,812 allied staff.
[range] 272,579 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1,736,679 hostile staff.
[range] 961,617 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,782,478 hostile staff.
[range] 300,000 allied Officer attacked, killing 594,049 hostile staff.
Died: 3,000,812 [£6,789,231,800] friendlies dead. 9,113,206 [£20,743,122,700] enemies dead.
You gained 30,127 effectiveness.
You gained 2.64 fame.
You gained 30.37 honour.
You earned £126,318,392 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £38,916,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Person Defending [1]
[range] 700,000 allied Biker attacked, killing 439,243 hostile staff.
[range] 800,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 578,751 hostile staff.
[range] 896,888 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 6,720,924 hostile staff.
[middle] 272,579 allied Sniper attacked, killing 84,420 hostile staff.
[range] 1,500,000 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 529,465 hostile staff.
Disabled: 578,751 [£1,474,953,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 7,774,052 [£27,144,114,400] enemies dead.
You gained 1,673 effectiveness.
You gained 1.66 fame.
You lost 2.84 honour.
You earned £6,981,276 bounty.
Battle Report - Attacking Attacking Person Defending [1]]
[middle] 800,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 558,095 hostile staff.
[middle] 896,888 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 10,877 hostile staff.
[close] 9,786 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 15,148 allied staff.
[middle] 1,500,000 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 9,787 hostile staff.
[close] 24,800 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 297 land. [105] tree. [139] bush. [27] flower. [26] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Disabled: 15,148 [£34,366,000] friendlies disabled. 558,095 [£1,305,035,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 20,664 [£169,919,000] enemies dead.
You stole 297 land. [105] tree. [139] bush. [27] flower. [26] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You lost 0 effectiveness.
You gained 3.03 fame.
You lost 6.70 honour.
You earned £659,238 bounty.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.
So all in all I didn't care If I landed, this made it about 20x more better.
NEWB!
Say cheese slowly it sounds like gullible
Well I took a nap when I sent the Attack out because I'm a bits sick. When I wake up I get a message from one of the Defenders (the one who is the same tick defending against me) and it reads this:
Person defending [1]: ask yourself, is it blood you want, or is it land? If you want blood, you've got it, I'm just not sure how much or whose. If it's land, forget it. With over 1mil WKs defending against you, you're thieves won't even get to smell land.
Me:I could really care less. I want the land and the blood. have a good day :]
Person defending [1]: Lol I should have seen the other incs before I mouthed off at you
Me: We will recall if you say "Deathcult and Bagels with cream cheese owns you."
Person Defending [1]: Hahaha! Deathcult and Bagels with cream cheese owns me. Wait, was I supposed to say that out loud, message it to you, email it to you, or shout it out my door?
Me: Make a forum thread about it.
Person Defending [1]: I'm not on the forum
that wasn't one of my options Me: Then sorry. That or recall your defense. My mates dont wanna recall if they see Defense there. Meaning, Recall the D and we can recall.
Person Defending [1]: Use your spies. I recalled already
Me: You and your mate has to recall together
Person Defending [1]: Two things I know:
1. I can't make my mate recall
2. You are a blazing liar
Me: You are quite possibly the dumbest person I've ever encountered in this game. Have fun explaining to your leader of why you recalled your defense. LMFAO
Person Defending [1]: He who laughs first laughs last. I'm not dumb enough to face the Petrols while they fire, but I'll face them last tick. I recalled long before you asked me to recall.
Me: Lmfao uhh yeah sure buddy. Denial is a great place to be. I don't care if I land now. This made it 20x more entertaining.
So after this I sent a message to the person we attacked saying...
You can thank Person Defending [1] for recalling his troops. he was my only real threat. I suggest you kick him for being such a horrible Ally player.
BAGELS!
Now the Battle Report :]
Battle Report - Attacking Person Defending [1]
[range] 215,005 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 3,000,812 allied staff.
[range] 272,579 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1,736,679 hostile staff.
[range] 961,617 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,782,478 hostile staff.
[range] 300,000 allied Officer attacked, killing 594,049 hostile staff.
Died: 3,000,812 [£6,789,231,800] friendlies dead. 9,113,206 [£20,743,122,700] enemies dead.
You gained 30,127 effectiveness.
You gained 2.64 fame.
You gained 30.37 honour.
You earned £126,318,392 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £38,916,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Person Defending [1]
[range] 700,000 allied Biker attacked, killing 439,243 hostile staff.
[range] 800,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 578,751 hostile staff.
[range] 896,888 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 6,720,924 hostile staff.
[middle] 272,579 allied Sniper attacked, killing 84,420 hostile staff.
[range] 1,500,000 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 529,465 hostile staff.
Disabled: 578,751 [£1,474,953,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 7,774,052 [£27,144,114,400] enemies dead.
You gained 1,673 effectiveness.
You gained 1.66 fame.
You lost 2.84 honour.
You earned £6,981,276 bounty.
Battle Report - Attacking Attacking Person Defending [1]]
[middle] 800,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 558,095 hostile staff.
[middle] 896,888 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 10,877 hostile staff.
[close] 9,786 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 15,148 allied staff.
[middle] 1,500,000 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 9,787 hostile staff.
[close] 24,800 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 297 land. [105] tree. [139] bush. [27] flower. [26] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Disabled: 15,148 [£34,366,000] friendlies disabled. 558,095 [£1,305,035,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 20,664 [£169,919,000] enemies dead.
You stole 297 land. [105] tree. [139] bush. [27] flower. [26] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You lost 0 effectiveness.
You gained 3.03 fame.
You lost 6.70 honour.
You earned £659,238 bounty.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.
So all in all I didn't care If I landed, this made it about 20x more better.
NEWB!
Say cheese slowly it sounds like gullible
