[Full] Avast ye yella bellied land lubbers! - Round 31

[Madmeater]

ARRRR YE A RUTHLESS, LAND STEALING, PILLAGING SEA DOG?

ARRR YE DESPERATE FOR A FIGHT WHEREVER YE GO?

DO YE SHOW NO FEAR IN THE FACE OF DANGER?

DO YE HAVE ATLEAST A 5M SWIMMING BADGE?

THEN JOIN US AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BRINEY SEA IN I'M ON A BOAT.

Arrr though we may have sunk to the depths of davey jones' locker, we still be fightin' on, with as much spirit as ever!

Join our galleon of forsaken (and score raped) old salts for rum swiggin', singin' and merry games such as grab the land, kill the troops and the ol' pirate favourite... pin the tail on Cyrus!

Feel like this ghost ship is for you? Then simply apply!*

*I'm on a boat claims no responsibility for loss of soul, liver function or ability to type a coherent sentence

 

[pinpower]

Tbh, even if i wasnt already in this alliance i'd be applying just on the grounds that that was an awesome recruitment post!

But seriously, great bunch of players...if your bored solo and just wanna have a laugh for the last 4 days of the round join up!

Also, Lanky may or may not give free lap dances daily...thats all im saying!

 

[Cyrus]

and just incase that first post didnt have you hook line and sinker, we've got a nice collection of "if you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at" books, along with selves and selves of 1950's hobbit porn

we dont do nothing by halves!

 

[Matthew]

Cyrus is a good guy and an even better leader, can't beleive people left him in the first place. Expect their ally to fill up fast.

x

 

[Cyrus]

2 words my friend, SCORE QUEENS

in before "no, we were just getting battered so i left", you live and die by the sword..

 

[MrDark]

I'm interested
Pin can vouch for me.

 

[Cyrus]

apply to our HQ whoever wants to join, right now its a place to have a laugh, 6 spaces available first come first serve, we're currently battling for 6th with rise against, ive a feeling its gonna be close unless we can pull off something special