Hobbezak
Garden Designer
The Magical Sex Experience of Sexmagic
It all started on some glorious day, when the great atsanjose (with no capital!) and the noble Hobbezak (capitalisation doesn’t matter in this case, but it adds a bit to his nobleness) got together in a dusty irc-pm and decided, against all odds, to create an alliance. Negotiations were long, and with a majority of 1 Hobbezakvote vs 0 Hobbezakvotes, Hobbezak was elected leader.
Recruitment was going easy as a rubber duck floating around in atsans bath tub, and soon we got ourselves a line-up worthy of mentioning here:
TTK, Rusteh, hippie, treedude, jenssen, howl, Slabbedask, smoke, lafin, royalspade, Zhouj, Charlie_B, lightseeker, Mandy, Catfood, don, vanilla, HK, atsan, hobbezak. I’d like to name hoofed and lapskaus here too, they were to join us, but due to real life problems they couldn’t, but I still feel they were part of it somehow
The Spamming commences
Even before the round, the politics were crowded, messages (useless or not, I’ll leave that as an open question
) were posted, messages went there and back again. Soon, the round kicked off. After an hour or 2, atsan amazed friend and foe by becoming rank 1, and holding this position for 20 ticks. His amazingness came to an abrupt ending when he left for bed, leaving other, less skilled players, to hold this position of glory.
The allyrank was stable around 3-4, behind Ashes and Cheerleaders. Lubed_Up was around too. Even tho the lubeds were a mystery to most, I was probably one of the first to discover their true identity, because miro actually told me o_0
First weekend was quiet, because atsan, rob, Charlie and I weren’t online much. I got online sundaymorning to start automatons, and was amazed that I was still 2nd or 3rd to start them. It appears not many people played actively at the start, or not the pa-route anyway.
Round progressed, rank stable, minimum 6th, maximum 3rd. Spamming continued:
=>never got edited
And we got ourselves into some trouble by allowing loser into our allyroom, where he said we should attack big_boobies (which we never did). LDA made a huge fuss about it, but nothing much happened, except for howly leaving us , and sneaky joining us instead.
Resistance time
Miro and I had a few talks about attacking the top. Lubed_Up were, after Cheerleaders got killed, 2nd, and we were around 3rd-5th position. We knew we had to act quick, as Ashes would get a landadvantage that would win them the round. The responsibility of organising an attack was put on my shoulders, and soon I came up with a plan. We would first send a massive fake attack on Jorizz, hoping they would see it as a fake, and hope we could land. Getting land would have greatly altered our spirits and show the reluctant alliances (CrownRoyal, Flak, Discworld) that there was something we could do against the mighty Angela.
Then, about 3 ticks later, we would send in our reals, Lubed_Up got a target, we took a target much higher because Zhouj otherwise wouldn’t be able to join (being rank 2 behind Cid I think). At the same time, the almost defeated Cheerleaders would do some letrushes, on which they did about 50b damage.
The battle reports came in, and our massive amount of flak (200m I think, don’t remember the exact number, but it was gigantic for that time of the round) got blocked with apparent ease (50m gurus, 10m small druids, you get the point).
The other attack was, amazingly enough, a big success for Sexmagic. The target made some mistake in defending, he sent away at attacking for three, while his allymates defended from second tick onwards.
Attacking ProminentMember of LimitedHeightGroups [7164]
Battle Report - Attacking ProminentMember of LimitedHeightGroups [7164]
[middle] 5,622,116 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,906,817 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,249,995 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,216,578 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,521,032 hostile staff.
[middle] 750,000 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 738,448 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,000,001 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,844,995 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,047,416 hostile Rebel attacked, killing 1,418,937 allied staff.
[middle] 1,056,454 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,080,062 allied staff.
[middle] 1,487,551 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 4,531,074 allied staff.
[middle] 3,846,574 allied Automoton attacked, killing 157,644 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,401,180 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,473,424 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,161,959 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,118,022 hostile staff.
Distracted: 5,366,027 [£155,693,860,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 7,030,073 [£62,221,017,600] friendlies dead. 9,610,933 [£259,283,097,800] enemies dead.
You gained 53,593 effectiveness.
You gained 8.98 fame.
You lost 10.74 lawfulness.
Needless to say we didn’t land ofcourse, but we dealt some decent damage for that time of the round, so we were happy. Lubed_up didn’t do quite as well, although they dealt considerably more damage:
[range] 6,500,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,592,000 allied staff.
[range] 4,815,918 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,035,104 allied staff.
[range] 12,778,331 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 63,275,915 hostile staff.
[range] 6,463,890 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,615,372 allied staff.
[range] 5,788,465 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,294,103 hostile staff.
[range] 7,536,070 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,295,178 allied staff.
[range] 4,741,643 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 16,405,282 allied staff.
[range] 12,786,841 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 42,615,450 allied staff.
[range] 411,672 allied Ninja attacked, killing 537,246 hostile staff.
[range] 621,161 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 2,074,206 allied staff.
[range] 8,163,417 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 7,219,472 allied staff.
[range] 804,868 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 682,129 allied staff.
[range] 18,651 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 20,116 hostile staff.
Distracted: 24,700,460 [£231,690,173,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,615,372 [£66,042,801,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 58,218,361 [£751,439,711,700] friendlies dead. 75,127,380 [£556,805,744,000] enemies dead.
You gained 424,494 effectiveness.
You gained 11.60 fame.
You gained 14.09 lawfulness.
Anyway, it ended a draw, but because LU + Sexmagic had more land than Ashes, it could be considered a victory. We should have continued our efforts, but we didn’t. LU suicided on Cheese because of his propaganda, and disbanded shortly after, because Ashes came after them.
We then ended most of our efforts, but when word reached me that the mighty CrownRoyal killed some of the lower ranked Discworldians, we decided to kill the higher ranked ones, the ones CR couldn’t hit because their route-setup was mainly thug and SO. Zhouj killed cheese (rank 1 at the time) and JJ together with Smoke, and that was the end of the DW chapter
Later on, Ahead from PMT organised a much larger attack with Sexmagic, PMT and CrownRoyal, and in lesser amounts ATHF and flak I think. That attack was amazing, even though I don’t have the battlereports anymore. I’m sure Ahead will post them if he has them.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that the resistance ended, and we moved on to more spam and less fighting.
In the mean time I haven’t spoken about the most important happening of this round.
The challenge
TTK and I decided upon proving our manhood, and starting a challenge. First to 500m score, 5k acres and tyrants. Whoever got 2/3, won. TTK started off way better than me, almost owning me to 5k acres. But I came back and won the 500m score (stayed online till 498, then got enough of it, and went off, so I was amazed that I got the 500m first o_0), 5k acres AND first to tyrants. All hail Hobbezak is what we should remember.
Anyway, we did a few battles later on, in the BW resistance, in defence against ashes, and later on against ATHF. Everything about the ATHF war is in the ATHF-topic, so I’m not gonna go into details.
Our ending line-up:
Hobbezak,
atsanjose (portallicious on both eff and bhing),
TTK(killed by athf without any defence, blame the attack organisator!),
Sneaky(almost got kicked the same day he joined, glad I didn’t, asset!),
Treedude(got called about every morning for the last 20 days of the round, kept quite a few acres in the family),
Slabbedask(damn restarting biatch),
Jenssen (crazy belgian),
Vanilla(always good for some fake irc-quotes),
Don(sad that I only got your right emailadress for texting a few days before the end of the round),
Zhouj(rank 1 ftw!),
Neshta(sexy jeeps for a sexy girl ^_^),
Charlie_B(the killer of ewok, the craziest player I’ve ever seen),
Lightseeker (you actually killed Shadow once in defence tho \o/),
HK (inactive biatch),
Catfood (Meow! Did some sexy defending, I don’t think he ever slept tbh)
Mandy (meep! Less active than rob and catfood, but also did some sexy defending)
Ven0m (crazy Scotsman)
Smoke (always good for irc-quotes and one of the three fastest starters in the ally this round)
Hippie (lol, lost your SO against rangers early on due to me overestimating his units, later on one of the few who didn’t drop massively in activity, and complained about other peoples activity all the time (with good reason!))
LaFin (damn restarter, messed up my setup, long live the fantastic four!)
Spam-highlights:
[01:30] <Don> loser's going to trade our intel for nekkid angela pix
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<Smoke> lol
<Smoke> nice land grabs
<Slabbedask> thx
<Slabbedask> BUT SMOKE!
<Slabbedask> read up you *******!
<Slabbedask> [02:54] <Slabbedask> GET BACK YOU *****!
<Slabbedask> [02:54] <Slabbedask> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <Slabbedask> Your so screwed when hobbe gets back
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <zhouj> SMOKE
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <zhouj> hobbezak is gonna have your ass!
<Slabbedask> [02:56] <Slabbedask> you better have a damn good excuse for this ****
<Slabbedask> [02:56] <zhouj> yeah, i don't think what the **** you do while baked
<Slabbedask> [02:56] <zhouj> but this is ridiculous
<Smoke> wow, what happened
/me went and checked all members to see who got zeroed
In PMs between both of them:
<Slabbedask> [02:54] <Slabbedask> lets **** with him
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <zhouj> lol k
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <Slabbedask> hirr hirr!
<Slabbedask> [02:57] <Slabbedask> rofl
<Slabbedask> [02:57] <Slabbedask> lets wait and see what he answers
<Slabbedask> [02:58] <zhouj> lol
<Smoke> asssssholes i was just checking who got zeroed
<Slabbedask> hahahahaha!
<Slabbedask> all has been silent but i got bounty now
<Smoke> damnit, you had me quite concerned for a bit >:O
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Lafin messages ATHF members:
Private Sent by: I_Stole_a_Piece of Azzers_Jeep [7517] Mon 18th Jun, 2007. 19:11:15 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re:
naw... just his battery and a couple spark plugs
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Well, it depends what piece you stole. I mean, no one needs a rearview mirror, but if you stole his tires or something, then I think he might have a problem with it.
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hehe... if he can afford a lamborghini then he will really not miss the piece of his jeep lol
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I thought Azzer had a Lamborghini. And stealing is bad anyway. I'll be sure to let him know you've been stealing from him.
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<don> Don spends 2bil in funds on 5 acres... because 2bil for 5 acres = expensive. Being able to message Hobbezak and gloat over having more land than he does = priceless.
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Zhouj makes n00b of the day.
<zhouj> smoke, you still attacking 330?
* TTK[ R] slaps zhouj around a bit with a large trout
<TTK[ R]> you are M.O
<TTK[ R]> check...
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Latenight conversation between Smoke and Charlie_B
[07:36:09] <BigRedRock> i'm going to go find a couch
[07:36:24] <BigRedRock> im still kinda tipsy
[07:36:44] <Charlie|Afk> hmm
[07:36:49] <Charlie|Afk> dont attempt to shag it
[07:37:05] <BigRedRock> it's up to the couch
[07:37:12] <BigRedRock> i just do what im told
[07:37:19] <Charlie|Afk> just remember:
[07:37:25] <Charlie|Afk> rohypnol wont work on furniture
[07:37:41] <BigRedRock> >:O why not!
[07:37:56] <Charlie|Afk> it's a union thing
[07:38:19] <BigRedRock> :\ that kind of information should be made public
[07:38:56] * BigRedRock reconsiders the couch situation
[07:39:07] * BigRedRock settles for the carpet
[07:39:20] <Charlie|Afk> good shout
[07:39:33] <BigRedRock> shag carpet ftw
[07:39:35] <Charlie|Afk> carpets are the new thing, i hear they're expanding into all corners of rooms across the country
[07:39:55] <Charlie|Afk> any carpet can be a shag carpet given enough love and chocolates!
[07:40:42] <BigRedRock> heh! shagging inanimate objects.....that's the new fad...ya'll are behind the times!
[07:41:09] <Charlie|Afk> and you're behind the cupboard giving it the seeing-to of it's life!
[07:41:35] <BigRedRock> even cupboards need some personal attention
[07:42:12] <BigRedRock> impossible to deny a willing subject
[07:43:15] <BigRedRock> well, on that note, im going to leave you to enjoy having a conversation wiith yourself i personally cant stay awake any longer
[07:43:32] <Charlie|Afk> sweet dreams!
[07:43:32] <BigRedRock> kinda drunk, kinda tired, kinda not looking forward to waking up
[07:43:52] <BigRedRock> nn Charlie twas fun chatting
[07:44:10] <Charlie|Afk> let me give you something to think about as you drift off to sleep:
[07:44:14] <BigRedRock> IRC when drunk can be quite entertaining
[07:44:16] <Charlie|Afk> a stripped-back wooden floor
[07:44:21] <Charlie|Afk> phwoar!
[07:44:41] <BigRedRock> stripped-back wooden floor....i might have to change my sheets in the morning
[07:45:21] <BigRedRock> nn Charlie
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Charlie_B’s number in pols: 133769
Ladies and gentleman, may i present the legend that is hippie:
[13:04:39] <hippie> sorry about the text
[13:04:58] <Charlie_B> that's ok, i didnt get one
[13:05:09] <hippie> i sent to your number in pols
[13:05:16] <hippie> :/
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[21:59] <vannila> god
[21:59] <vannila> **** my brother
[21:59] <vannila> sitting on his computer
[21:59] <vannila> keeping me from having a wank
[21:59] <Hobbezak> zOMG vannila i wouldn't say that with Treedude here
[21:59] <Hobbezak> he would so take that literally
[21:59] <vannila> well
[21:59] <vannila> as long as he takes him out of the room so i can have a wank
[21:59] <Hobbezak> rofl
[22:00] <Hobbezak> tis day of the masturbation today btw
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[17:38] <vannila> im gay neshta
[17:38] <vannila> wtf is a pussy
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ven0m tries to pass off being sober...it doesnt work
[18:13] <vannila> lo Ven0m
[18:13] <Ven0m> hallos
[18:13] <Ven0m> i measn hesllo
[18:14] <vannila> drunk?
[18:14] <Ven0m> nos
[18:14] <Ven0m> imf sobse
[18:14] <vannila> oh, i believe you
[18:14] <Ven0m> god
[18:14] <Slabbedask> Outgoing:
[18:14] <Slabbedask> 84,209,311 staff at salmon of Lappland [4807] Attacking for 1 tick.
[18:14] <Slabbedask> dum di dum
[18:14] <vannila> man
[18:14] <vannila> why am i always stuck with talking to the drunkards?
[18:15] <Ven0m> ism nor drinmg
[18:15] <Slabbedask> rofl
[18:15] <Slabbedask> im sober
[18:15] <Ven0m> si dm i
[18:16] <Slabbedask> rofl
[18:16] <Slabbedask> hell no
[18:17] <Slabbedask> i want 10k acres...
[18:17] <Ven0m> dame thw sxreen ia movung
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<Charlie_B> TTK IS DON'S PENIS
<TTK> yay
<TTK> !
<Don> TTK ain't that big. Lies, all lies.
* TTK is now known as TeeTeeKay
<TeeTeeKay>
<TeeTeeKay> you just said you have a small penis!
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after 60 days of hard work, my goal for this round has been reached:
[19:10] <Charlie_B> hobbe
[19:10] <Charlie_B> i love you
The entire contents of our spam and/or alliance day to day story can be sent to you if you ask hobbezak or atsanjose nicely (if you’re not Sexmagician, you’ll have to pay the small fee of €69)
BRs vs ashes:
Wed 5 Jun, year 5. Afternoon Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
Battle Report - Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
[range] 20,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 15,288,722 hostile staff.
[range] 19,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 11,470,885 hostile staff.
[range] 28,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 10,756,575 hostile staff.
[range] 88,719,032 hostile Striker attacked, killing 38,822,439 allied staff.
[range] 70,579,059 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 612,515,113 hostile staff.
[range] 4,921,416 allied Vampire attacked, killing 17,846,967 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,952,851 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 25,582,674 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 21,564,726 hostile staff.
[range] 14,625,206 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 52,552,905 hostile staff.
[range] 125,157,027 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 498,035,878 hostile staff.
[range] 11,796,932 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 21,124,260 hostile staff.
[range] 4,911,555 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,864,369 hostile staff.
[range] 19,326,327 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 26,213,603 allied staff.
[range] 21,862,281 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 8,332,433 hostile staff.
[range] 19,362,169 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 19,253,058 hostile staff.
[range] 28,859,733 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 99,354,484 allied staff.
[range] 31,203,048 allied Marine attacked, killing 9,467,687 hostile staff.
[range] 45,680,746 hostile Marine attacked, killing 29,666,464 allied staff.
[range] 699,614 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 232,890 hostile staff.
[range] 81,424,470 allied Jeep attacked, killing 7,068,913 hostile staff.
[range] 6,722,610 allied Humvee attacked, killing 915,354 hostile staff.
[range] 3,576,607 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,266,296 hostile staff.
Disabled: 21,564,726 [£425,893,658,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,291,992,305 [£12,474,209,285,200] enemies dead. 194,056,990 [£5,733,642,220,300] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,952,851 [£31,245,616,000] enemies converted.
You gained 2,502,155 effectiveness.
You gained 6.77 fame.
You gained 9.84 lawfulness.
we killed 70m strikers, 100m privates and 15m apache
Wed 5 Jun, year 5. Evening Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
Battle Report - Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
[middle] 15,669,133 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,876,804 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,758,169 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,234,746 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,091,281 allied Striker attacked, killing 12,777,210 hostile staff.
[middle] 52,720,278 hostile Striker attacked, killing 25,930,294 allied staff.
[middle] 48,445,373 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 20,889,389 hostile staff.
[middle] 24,738,787 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,543,561 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,040,205 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,564,503 hostile staff.
[middle] 93,425,355 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 22,223,485 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,364,072 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,627,330 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,694,722 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,674,088 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,393,711 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3,979,156 allied staff.
[middle] 704,428 allied Mummy attacked, killing 74,822 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,959,779 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 3,946,480 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,516,954 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 7,719,525 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,032,114 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,427,111 allied staff.
[middle] 4,323,648 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 974,691 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,367,854 allied Marine attacked, killing 6,576,197 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,379,188 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,569,584 allied staff.
[middle] 551,757 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 160,565 hostile staff.
[middle] 68,263,879 allied Jeep attacked, killing 5,225,917 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,950,447 allied Humvee attacked, killing 719,877 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,791,802 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,934,170 hostile staff.
[middle] 747,726 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 91,789 hostile staff.
Disabled: 5,543,561 [£561,702,960,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 105,316,897 [£7,927,555,503,800] enemies dead. 69,906,145 [£3,147,041,482,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 974,691 [£88,373,745,000] enemies bribed.
You gained 1,273,011 effectiveness.
You gained 5.72 fame.
You gained 8.22 lawfulness.
Mon 19 Aug, year 5. Evening Defending Undead_Soldier of The_Arabian_Plains [7171]
Battle Report - Defending Undead_Soldier of The_Arabian_Plains [7171]
[range] 16,580,987 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,537,828 hostile staff.
[range] 69,796,222 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 53,282,863 allied staff.
[range] 58,090,485 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 23,604,039 hostile staff.
[range] 17,929,190 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,319,964 hostile staff.
[range] 29,579,490 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 273,920,611 hostile staff.
[range] 103,763,581 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 602,486,522 hostile staff.
[range] 65,856,788 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 294,911,126 allied staff.
[range] 35,740,381 allied Assassin attacked, killing 39,160,368 hostile staff.
[range] 66,255,223 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 59,516,292 allied staff.
[range] 30,926,582 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 20,589,422 hostile staff.
[range] 62,963,873 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 202,412,855 hostile staff.
[range] 26,039,596 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 64,513,684 hostile staff.
[range] 98 allied Sniper attacked, killing 131 hostile staff.
[range] 4,198,628 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 19,998,404 allied staff.
[range] 48,396,327 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 65,498,770 hostile staff.
[range] 2,148,975 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,693,127 hostile staff.
[range] 10,026,420 allied Ninja attacked, killing 6,490,212 hostile staff.
[range] 9,437,008 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 14,657,958 allied staff.
[range] 2,997,719 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,705,689 hostile staff.
[range] 16,361,134 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 32,789,587 hostile staff.
[range] 20,250,701 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,632,442 hostile staff.
[range] 566,124 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 366,249 hostile staff.
[range] 8,178,303 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 30,375,194 allied staff.
[range] 59,458,998 allied Jeep attacked, killing 16,791,062 hostile staff.
[range] 6,510,722 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,192,511 hostile staff.
[range] 38,717,490 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 20,205,163 allied staff.
[range] 17,324,914 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 52,027,004 hostile staff.
Disabled: 20,589,422 [£363,846,675,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,411,142,655 [£22,348,733,668,600] enemies dead. 492,947,000 [£7,472,164,389,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 2,350,961 effectiveness.
You gained 4.63 fame.
You gained 5.86 lawfulness.
It all started on some glorious day, when the great atsanjose (with no capital!) and the noble Hobbezak (capitalisation doesn’t matter in this case, but it adds a bit to his nobleness) got together in a dusty irc-pm and decided, against all odds, to create an alliance. Negotiations were long, and with a majority of 1 Hobbezakvote vs 0 Hobbezakvotes, Hobbezak was elected leader.
Recruitment was going easy as a rubber duck floating around in atsans bath tub, and soon we got ourselves a line-up worthy of mentioning here:
TTK, Rusteh, hippie, treedude, jenssen, howl, Slabbedask, smoke, lafin, royalspade, Zhouj, Charlie_B, lightseeker, Mandy, Catfood, don, vanilla, HK, atsan, hobbezak. I’d like to name hoofed and lapskaus here too, they were to join us, but due to real life problems they couldn’t, but I still feel they were part of it somehow
The Spamming commences
Even before the round, the politics were crowded, messages (useless or not, I’ll leave that as an open question
) were posted, messages went there and back again. Soon, the round kicked off. After an hour or 2, atsan amazed friend and foe by becoming rank 1, and holding this position for 20 ticks. His amazingness came to an abrupt ending when he left for bed, leaving other, less skilled players, to hold this position of glory. The allyrank was stable around 3-4, behind Ashes and Cheerleaders. Lubed_Up was around too. Even tho the lubeds were a mystery to most, I was probably one of the first to discover their true identity, because miro actually told me o_0
First weekend was quiet, because atsan, rob, Charlie and I weren’t online much. I got online sundaymorning to start automatons, and was amazed that I was still 2nd or 3rd to start them. It appears not many people played actively at the start, or not the pa-route anyway.
Round progressed, rank stable, minimum 6th, maximum 3rd. Spamming continued:
vannila said:
hippie said:
atsanjose said:
=>never got edited
And we got ourselves into some trouble by allowing loser into our allyroom, where he said we should attack big_boobies (which we never did). LDA made a huge fuss about it, but nothing much happened, except for howly leaving us , and sneaky joining us instead.
Resistance time
Miro and I had a few talks about attacking the top. Lubed_Up were, after Cheerleaders got killed, 2nd, and we were around 3rd-5th position. We knew we had to act quick, as Ashes would get a landadvantage that would win them the round. The responsibility of organising an attack was put on my shoulders, and soon I came up with a plan. We would first send a massive fake attack on Jorizz, hoping they would see it as a fake, and hope we could land. Getting land would have greatly altered our spirits and show the reluctant alliances (CrownRoyal, Flak, Discworld) that there was something we could do against the mighty Angela.
Then, about 3 ticks later, we would send in our reals, Lubed_Up got a target, we took a target much higher because Zhouj otherwise wouldn’t be able to join (being rank 2 behind Cid I think). At the same time, the almost defeated Cheerleaders would do some letrushes, on which they did about 50b damage.
The battle reports came in, and our massive amount of flak (200m I think, don’t remember the exact number, but it was gigantic for that time of the round) got blocked with apparent ease (50m gurus, 10m small druids, you get the point).
The other attack was, amazingly enough, a big success for Sexmagic. The target made some mistake in defending, he sent away at attacking for three, while his allymates defended from second tick onwards.
Attacking ProminentMember of LimitedHeightGroups [7164]
Battle Report - Attacking ProminentMember of LimitedHeightGroups [7164]
[middle] 5,622,116 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,906,817 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,249,995 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,216,578 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,521,032 hostile staff.
[middle] 750,000 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 738,448 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,000,001 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,844,995 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,047,416 hostile Rebel attacked, killing 1,418,937 allied staff.
[middle] 1,056,454 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,080,062 allied staff.
[middle] 1,487,551 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 4,531,074 allied staff.
[middle] 3,846,574 allied Automoton attacked, killing 157,644 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,401,180 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,473,424 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,161,959 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,118,022 hostile staff.
Distracted: 5,366,027 [£155,693,860,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 7,030,073 [£62,221,017,600] friendlies dead. 9,610,933 [£259,283,097,800] enemies dead.
You gained 53,593 effectiveness.
You gained 8.98 fame.
You lost 10.74 lawfulness.
Needless to say we didn’t land ofcourse, but we dealt some decent damage for that time of the round, so we were happy. Lubed_up didn’t do quite as well, although they dealt considerably more damage:
[range] 6,500,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,592,000 allied staff.
[range] 4,815,918 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,035,104 allied staff.
[range] 12,778,331 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 63,275,915 hostile staff.
[range] 6,463,890 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,615,372 allied staff.
[range] 5,788,465 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,294,103 hostile staff.
[range] 7,536,070 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,295,178 allied staff.
[range] 4,741,643 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 16,405,282 allied staff.
[range] 12,786,841 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 42,615,450 allied staff.
[range] 411,672 allied Ninja attacked, killing 537,246 hostile staff.
[range] 621,161 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 2,074,206 allied staff.
[range] 8,163,417 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 7,219,472 allied staff.
[range] 804,868 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 682,129 allied staff.
[range] 18,651 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 20,116 hostile staff.
Distracted: 24,700,460 [£231,690,173,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,615,372 [£66,042,801,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 58,218,361 [£751,439,711,700] friendlies dead. 75,127,380 [£556,805,744,000] enemies dead.
You gained 424,494 effectiveness.
You gained 11.60 fame.
You gained 14.09 lawfulness.
Anyway, it ended a draw, but because LU + Sexmagic had more land than Ashes, it could be considered a victory. We should have continued our efforts, but we didn’t. LU suicided on Cheese because of his propaganda, and disbanded shortly after, because Ashes came after them.
We then ended most of our efforts, but when word reached me that the mighty CrownRoyal killed some of the lower ranked Discworldians, we decided to kill the higher ranked ones, the ones CR couldn’t hit because their route-setup was mainly thug and SO. Zhouj killed cheese (rank 1 at the time) and JJ together with Smoke, and that was the end of the DW chapter
Later on, Ahead from PMT organised a much larger attack with Sexmagic, PMT and CrownRoyal, and in lesser amounts ATHF and flak I think. That attack was amazing, even though I don’t have the battlereports anymore. I’m sure Ahead will post them if he has them.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that the resistance ended, and we moved on to more spam and less fighting.
In the mean time I haven’t spoken about the most important happening of this round.
The challenge
TTK and I decided upon proving our manhood, and starting a challenge. First to 500m score, 5k acres and tyrants. Whoever got 2/3, won. TTK started off way better than me, almost owning me to 5k acres. But I came back and won the 500m score (stayed online till 498, then got enough of it, and went off, so I was amazed that I got the 500m first o_0), 5k acres AND first to tyrants. All hail Hobbezak is what we should remember.
Anyway, we did a few battles later on, in the BW resistance, in defence against ashes, and later on against ATHF. Everything about the ATHF war is in the ATHF-topic, so I’m not gonna go into details.
Our ending line-up:
Hobbezak,
atsanjose (portallicious on both eff and bhing),
TTK(killed by athf without any defence, blame the attack organisator!),
Sneaky(almost got kicked the same day he joined, glad I didn’t, asset!),
Treedude(got called about every morning for the last 20 days of the round, kept quite a few acres in the family),
Slabbedask(damn restarting biatch
), Jenssen (crazy belgian),
Vanilla(always good for some fake irc-quotes),
Don(sad that I only got your right emailadress for texting a few days before the end of the round
), Zhouj(rank 1 ftw!),
Neshta(sexy jeeps for a sexy girl ^_^),
Charlie_B(the killer of ewok, the craziest player I’ve ever seen
), Lightseeker (you actually killed Shadow once in defence tho \o/),
HK (inactive biatch
),Catfood (Meow! Did some sexy defending, I don’t think he ever slept tbh
)Mandy (meep! Less active than rob and catfood, but also did some sexy defending)
Ven0m (crazy Scotsman
)Smoke (always good for irc-quotes and one of the three fastest starters in the ally this round)
Hippie (lol
, lost your SO against rangers early on due to me overestimating his units, later on one of the few who didn’t drop massively in activity, and complained about other peoples activity all the time (with good reason!))LaFin (damn restarter, messed up my setup
, long live the fantastic four!)Spam-highlights:
[01:30] <Don> loser's going to trade our intel for nekkid angela pix
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<Smoke> lol
<Smoke> nice land grabs
<Slabbedask> thx
<Slabbedask> BUT SMOKE!
<Slabbedask> read up you *******!
<Slabbedask> [02:54] <Slabbedask> GET BACK YOU *****!
<Slabbedask> [02:54] <Slabbedask> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <Slabbedask> Your so screwed when hobbe gets back
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <zhouj> SMOKE
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <zhouj> hobbezak is gonna have your ass!
<Slabbedask> [02:56] <Slabbedask> you better have a damn good excuse for this ****
<Slabbedask> [02:56] <zhouj> yeah, i don't think what the **** you do while baked
<Slabbedask> [02:56] <zhouj> but this is ridiculous
<Smoke> wow, what happened
/me went and checked all members to see who got zeroed
In PMs between both of them:
<Slabbedask> [02:54] <Slabbedask> lets **** with him
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <zhouj> lol k
<Slabbedask> [02:55] <Slabbedask> hirr hirr!
<Slabbedask> [02:57] <Slabbedask> rofl
<Slabbedask> [02:57] <Slabbedask> lets wait and see what he answers
<Slabbedask> [02:58] <zhouj> lol
<Smoke> asssssholes i was just checking who got zeroed
<Slabbedask> hahahahaha!
<Slabbedask> all has been silent but i got bounty now
<Smoke> damnit, you had me quite concerned for a bit >:O
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Lafin messages ATHF members:
Private Sent by: I_Stole_a_Piece of Azzers_Jeep [7517] Mon 18th Jun, 2007. 19:11:15 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re:
naw... just his battery and a couple spark plugs
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Well, it depends what piece you stole. I mean, no one needs a rearview mirror, but if you stole his tires or something, then I think he might have a problem with it.
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hehe... if he can afford a lamborghini then he will really not miss the piece of his jeep lol
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I thought Azzer had a Lamborghini. And stealing is bad anyway. I'll be sure to let him know you've been stealing from him.
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<don> Don spends 2bil in funds on 5 acres... because 2bil for 5 acres = expensive. Being able to message Hobbezak and gloat over having more land than he does = priceless.
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Zhouj makes n00b of the day.
<zhouj> smoke, you still attacking 330?
* TTK[ R] slaps zhouj around a bit with a large trout
<TTK[ R]> you are M.O
<TTK[ R]> check...
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Latenight conversation between Smoke and Charlie_B
[07:36:09] <BigRedRock> i'm going to go find a couch
[07:36:24] <BigRedRock> im still kinda tipsy
[07:36:44] <Charlie|Afk> hmm
[07:36:49] <Charlie|Afk> dont attempt to shag it
[07:37:05] <BigRedRock> it's up to the couch
[07:37:12] <BigRedRock> i just do what im told
[07:37:19] <Charlie|Afk> just remember:
[07:37:25] <Charlie|Afk> rohypnol wont work on furniture
[07:37:41] <BigRedRock> >:O why not!
[07:37:56] <Charlie|Afk> it's a union thing
[07:38:19] <BigRedRock> :\ that kind of information should be made public
[07:38:56] * BigRedRock reconsiders the couch situation
[07:39:07] * BigRedRock settles for the carpet
[07:39:20] <Charlie|Afk> good shout
[07:39:33] <BigRedRock> shag carpet ftw
[07:39:35] <Charlie|Afk> carpets are the new thing, i hear they're expanding into all corners of rooms across the country
[07:39:55] <Charlie|Afk> any carpet can be a shag carpet given enough love and chocolates!
[07:40:42] <BigRedRock> heh! shagging inanimate objects.....that's the new fad...ya'll are behind the times!
[07:41:09] <Charlie|Afk> and you're behind the cupboard giving it the seeing-to of it's life!
[07:41:35] <BigRedRock> even cupboards need some personal attention
[07:42:12] <BigRedRock> impossible to deny a willing subject
[07:43:15] <BigRedRock> well, on that note, im going to leave you to enjoy having a conversation wiith yourself
i personally cant stay awake any longer [07:43:32] <Charlie|Afk> sweet dreams!
[07:43:32] <BigRedRock> kinda drunk, kinda tired, kinda not looking forward to waking up
[07:43:52] <BigRedRock> nn Charlie
twas fun chatting [07:44:10] <Charlie|Afk> let me give you something to think about as you drift off to sleep:
[07:44:14] <BigRedRock> IRC when drunk can be quite entertaining
[07:44:16] <Charlie|Afk> a stripped-back wooden floor
[07:44:21] <Charlie|Afk> phwoar!
[07:44:41] <BigRedRock> stripped-back wooden floor....i might have to change my sheets in the morning
[07:45:21] <BigRedRock> nn Charlie
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Charlie_B’s number in pols: 133769
Ladies and gentleman, may i present the legend that is hippie:
[13:04:39] <hippie> sorry about the text
[13:04:58] <Charlie_B> that's ok, i didnt get one
[13:05:09] <hippie> i sent to your number in pols
[13:05:16] <hippie> :/
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[21:59] <vannila> god
[21:59] <vannila> **** my brother
[21:59] <vannila> sitting on his computer
[21:59] <vannila> keeping me from having a wank
[21:59] <Hobbezak> zOMG vannila i wouldn't say that with Treedude here
[21:59] <Hobbezak> he would so take that literally
[21:59] <vannila> well
[21:59] <vannila> as long as he takes him out of the room so i can have a wank
[21:59] <Hobbezak> rofl
[22:00] <Hobbezak> tis day of the masturbation today btw
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[17:38] <vannila> im gay neshta
[17:38] <vannila> wtf is a pussy
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ven0m tries to pass off being sober...it doesnt work
[18:13] <vannila> lo Ven0m
[18:13] <Ven0m> hallos
[18:13] <Ven0m> i measn hesllo
[18:14] <vannila> drunk?
[18:14] <Ven0m> nos
[18:14] <Ven0m> imf sobse
[18:14] <vannila> oh, i believe you
[18:14] <Ven0m> god
[18:14] <Slabbedask> Outgoing:
[18:14] <Slabbedask> 84,209,311 staff at salmon of Lappland [4807] Attacking for 1 tick.
[18:14] <Slabbedask> dum di dum
[18:14] <vannila> man
[18:14] <vannila> why am i always stuck with talking to the drunkards?
[18:15] <Ven0m> ism nor drinmg
[18:15] <Slabbedask> rofl
[18:15] <Slabbedask> im sober
[18:15] <Ven0m> si dm i
[18:16] <Slabbedask> rofl
[18:16] <Slabbedask> hell no
[18:17] <Slabbedask> i want 10k acres...
[18:17] <Ven0m> dame thw sxreen ia movung
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<Charlie_B> TTK IS DON'S PENIS
<TTK> yay
<TTK> !
<Don> TTK ain't that big. Lies, all lies.
* TTK is now known as TeeTeeKay
<TeeTeeKay>
<TeeTeeKay> you just said you have a small penis!
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treedude said:From: Curse of TheMirrorEmu [1196], 04th Jun, 19:10
i do? can you tell her to get her arse round to mine asap, my balls are like melons
Hobbezak said:
SneakyRussian said:From: Dont-Drink-Water of Fish-Have-Sex-In-It [1115], 04th Jun, 19:08
at least he has a gf hobbe...
Hobbezak said:From: UncertaintyPrinciple of Heisenberg [2443], 04th Jun, 19:04
[21:03] <Treedude> woowoo
[21:03] <Treedude> its on like donkey king
typos ftw
maybe we should make a typo-topic next round :O
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after 60 days of hard work, my goal for this round has been reached:
[19:10] <Charlie_B> hobbe
[19:10] <Charlie_B> i love you
The entire contents of our spam and/or alliance day to day story can be sent to you if you ask hobbezak or atsanjose nicely (if you’re not Sexmagician, you’ll have to pay the small fee of €69)
BRs vs ashes:
Wed 5 Jun, year 5. Afternoon Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
Battle Report - Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
[range] 20,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 15,288,722 hostile staff.
[range] 19,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 11,470,885 hostile staff.
[range] 28,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 10,756,575 hostile staff.
[range] 88,719,032 hostile Striker attacked, killing 38,822,439 allied staff.
[range] 70,579,059 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 612,515,113 hostile staff.
[range] 4,921,416 allied Vampire attacked, killing 17,846,967 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,952,851 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 25,582,674 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 21,564,726 hostile staff.
[range] 14,625,206 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 52,552,905 hostile staff.
[range] 125,157,027 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 498,035,878 hostile staff.
[range] 11,796,932 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 21,124,260 hostile staff.
[range] 4,911,555 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,864,369 hostile staff.
[range] 19,326,327 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 26,213,603 allied staff.
[range] 21,862,281 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 8,332,433 hostile staff.
[range] 19,362,169 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 19,253,058 hostile staff.
[range] 28,859,733 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 99,354,484 allied staff.
[range] 31,203,048 allied Marine attacked, killing 9,467,687 hostile staff.
[range] 45,680,746 hostile Marine attacked, killing 29,666,464 allied staff.
[range] 699,614 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 232,890 hostile staff.
[range] 81,424,470 allied Jeep attacked, killing 7,068,913 hostile staff.
[range] 6,722,610 allied Humvee attacked, killing 915,354 hostile staff.
[range] 3,576,607 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,266,296 hostile staff.
Disabled: 21,564,726 [£425,893,658,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,291,992,305 [£12,474,209,285,200] enemies dead. 194,056,990 [£5,733,642,220,300] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,952,851 [£31,245,616,000] enemies converted.
You gained 2,502,155 effectiveness.
You gained 6.77 fame.
You gained 9.84 lawfulness.
we killed 70m strikers, 100m privates and 15m apache
Wed 5 Jun, year 5. Evening Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
Battle Report - Defending It_is_the_soundtrack of ur_ever-flowing_life [6043]
[middle] 15,669,133 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,876,804 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,758,169 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,234,746 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,091,281 allied Striker attacked, killing 12,777,210 hostile staff.
[middle] 52,720,278 hostile Striker attacked, killing 25,930,294 allied staff.
[middle] 48,445,373 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 20,889,389 hostile staff.
[middle] 24,738,787 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,543,561 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,040,205 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,564,503 hostile staff.
[middle] 93,425,355 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 22,223,485 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,364,072 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,627,330 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,694,722 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,674,088 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,393,711 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3,979,156 allied staff.
[middle] 704,428 allied Mummy attacked, killing 74,822 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,959,779 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 3,946,480 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,516,954 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 7,719,525 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,032,114 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,427,111 allied staff.
[middle] 4,323,648 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 974,691 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,367,854 allied Marine attacked, killing 6,576,197 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,379,188 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,569,584 allied staff.
[middle] 551,757 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 160,565 hostile staff.
[middle] 68,263,879 allied Jeep attacked, killing 5,225,917 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,950,447 allied Humvee attacked, killing 719,877 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,791,802 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,934,170 hostile staff.
[middle] 747,726 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 91,789 hostile staff.
Disabled: 5,543,561 [£561,702,960,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 105,316,897 [£7,927,555,503,800] enemies dead. 69,906,145 [£3,147,041,482,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 974,691 [£88,373,745,000] enemies bribed.
You gained 1,273,011 effectiveness.
You gained 5.72 fame.
You gained 8.22 lawfulness.
Mon 19 Aug, year 5. Evening Defending Undead_Soldier of The_Arabian_Plains [7171]
Battle Report - Defending Undead_Soldier of The_Arabian_Plains [7171]
[range] 16,580,987 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,537,828 hostile staff.
[range] 69,796,222 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 53,282,863 allied staff.
[range] 58,090,485 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 23,604,039 hostile staff.
[range] 17,929,190 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,319,964 hostile staff.
[range] 29,579,490 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 273,920,611 hostile staff.
[range] 103,763,581 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 602,486,522 hostile staff.
[range] 65,856,788 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 294,911,126 allied staff.
[range] 35,740,381 allied Assassin attacked, killing 39,160,368 hostile staff.
[range] 66,255,223 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 59,516,292 allied staff.
[range] 30,926,582 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 20,589,422 hostile staff.
[range] 62,963,873 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 202,412,855 hostile staff.
[range] 26,039,596 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 64,513,684 hostile staff.
[range] 98 allied Sniper attacked, killing 131 hostile staff.
[range] 4,198,628 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 19,998,404 allied staff.
[range] 48,396,327 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 65,498,770 hostile staff.
[range] 2,148,975 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,693,127 hostile staff.
[range] 10,026,420 allied Ninja attacked, killing 6,490,212 hostile staff.
[range] 9,437,008 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 14,657,958 allied staff.
[range] 2,997,719 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,705,689 hostile staff.
[range] 16,361,134 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 32,789,587 hostile staff.
[range] 20,250,701 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,632,442 hostile staff.
[range] 566,124 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 366,249 hostile staff.
[range] 8,178,303 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 30,375,194 allied staff.
[range] 59,458,998 allied Jeep attacked, killing 16,791,062 hostile staff.
[range] 6,510,722 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,192,511 hostile staff.
[range] 38,717,490 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 20,205,163 allied staff.
[range] 17,324,914 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 52,027,004 hostile staff.
Disabled: 20,589,422 [£363,846,675,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,411,142,655 [£22,348,733,668,600] enemies dead. 492,947,000 [£7,472,164,389,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 2,350,961 effectiveness.
You gained 4.63 fame.
You gained 5.86 lawfulness.
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