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[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Afternoon Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 3,598,228,200 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,671,913,264 hostile staff.
[middle] 95,786,453 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 35,698,274 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,925,637,202 allied F-117 attacked, killing 6,638,284,011 hostile staff.
[all] 151,051,745 allied Bunker attacked, killing 231,270,896 hostile staff.
[all] 358,820,866 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 2,158,497,484 hostile staff.
[close] 48,823,027 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 13,515,403 allied staff.
[close] 1,119 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 932 hostile staff.
[close] 56,107,429,550 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 15,644,796,547 allied staff.
[m/c] 306,601 allied Extremist attacked, killing 265,522 hostile staff.
[close] 443,349,613 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 229,008,677 allied staff.
[middle] 20,309,451 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 10,292,124 allied staff.
[close] 245,830 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 55,126 allied staff.
[all] 7,482 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,832 hostile staff.
[close] 455,905,545 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 101,531,779 allied staff.
[middle] 20,225,532 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,628,098 allied staff.
[all] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 7,844 hostile staff.
[close] 83,468,147,643 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 39,293,650 allied staff.
[close] 358,923,031 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 69,197,977 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,550,505 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 478,405 hostile staff.
[close] 93,399,249 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 21,166,453 allied staff.
[middle] 9,394,308 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 2,119,721 allied staff.
[close] 363,437,449 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 249,642,130 allied staff.
[middle] 126,503,334 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 89,067,278 allied staff.
[close] 7 allied Biker attacked, killing 21 hostile staff.
[close] 387,209,656 hostile Biker attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[close] 171 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 211 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 1 Gargantua.
[close] 5,928,845,102 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 1,944,253,524 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 48,438,767 Gargantua.
[all] 5,383,045,300 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,372,099,502 hostile staff.
[close] 1,951,170,763 hostile Striker attacked, killing 877,863,413 allied staff.
[middle] 19,805,448 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,516,735 allied staff.
[r/c] 127 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 43 hostile staff.
[close] 29,084,272,999 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,197,832,851 allied staff.
[middle] 23,382,095 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,897,019 allied staff.
[close] 90,931 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 470,719 hostile staff.
[close] 9,869,336,392 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 5,438,144,652 allied staff.
[close] 42,524,324,299 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 3,247,016,999 allied staff.
[all] 7,435,697 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 18,925,686 hostile staff.
[close] 89,188,685 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 19,480,237 allied staff.
[middle] 50,680,939 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 10,962,863 allied staff.
[r/c] 4,100,471 allied Vampire attacked, killing 8,867,583 hostile staff.
[raised] 677,820 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 719,233,343 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 201,362,622 allied staff.
[raised] 17,935,722 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 15,500,344,647 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 3,761,414,889 allied staff.
[raised] 334,649,381 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 9,438,505,071 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,824,673,121 allied staff.
[close] 124,097,546,206 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 12,258,504,852 allied staff.
[middle] 22,884,558 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 675,038 allied staff.
[middle] 3,351 hostile Witch attacked, killing 173 allied staff.
[middle] 16,396,532 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 334,040 allied staff.
[close] 283,877,831 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 18,479,265 allied staff.
[middle] 12,093,629 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 768,404 allied staff.
[middle] 59,251,623 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,070,238 allied staff.
[middle] 10,496,915 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 293,029 allied staff.
[middle] 25,458,602 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,772,741 allied staff.
[middle] 2,852,661 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 22,602 allied staff.
[middle] 19,068,905 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,086,513 allied staff.
[close] 67,250,587 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,886,625 allied staff.
[middle] 16,770,332 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 431,797 allied staff.
[close] 2,961,661 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 86,860 allied staff.
[middle] 18,446,139 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 559,767 allied staff.
[close] 452,726,274 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 29,542,162 allied staff.
[middle] 4,019,369 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 264,377 allied staff.
[close] 27,899,672 hostile Skeleton attacked, killing 612,134 allied staff.
[middle] 25,258,308 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 1,374,802 allied staff.
[close] 8,985,174 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 430,932 allied staff.
[middle] 37,515,649 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,739,803 allied staff.
[close] 84,543,801 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 1,950,633 allied staff.
[middle] 27,114,110 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 640,332 allied staff.
[close] 88,865,072 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 16,486,844 allied staff.
[close] 444,452,247 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 14,940,395 allied staff.
[middle] 23,925,902 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 381,553 allied staff.
[close] 18,414,716,007 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 29,032,679 allied staff.
[middle] 24,044 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 99 allied staff.
[middle] 65,082,685 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,554,587 allied staff.
[close] 457,287,208 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,726,393 allied staff.
[middle] 237,769,375 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,337,399 allied staff.
[middle] 2,075,739,999 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 33,059,568 allied staff.
[close] 464,157,090 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,047,398 allied staff.
[middle] 20,883,852 hostile Marine attacked, killing 345,893 allied staff.
[close] 415,216,823 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,761,530 allied staff.
[middle] 23,499,443 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 405,833 allied staff.
[close] 8,901,529,097 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 64,230,925 allied staff.
[close] 410,396,403 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 3,363,058 allied staff.
[close] 453,570,945 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 2,731,124 allied staff.
[middle] 22,907,958 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 139,296 allied staff.
[range] 197,873,578,519 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 746,948,340 allied staff.
[close] 1,192,851,284 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 6,411,937 allied staff.
[middle] 4,750,236 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 27,935 allied staff.
[close] 389,920,730 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,703,409 allied staff.
[middle] 1,929,903 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 24,825 allied staff.
[close] 455,196,232 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2,156,143 allied staff.
[middle] 16,222,355 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 79,679 allied staff.
[close] 349,073,045 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,169,597 allied staff.
[middle] 16,557,156 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 113,840 allied staff.
[close] 27,546,487,876 hostile Private attacked, killing 52,948,722 allied staff.
[close] 585,294,964 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
Azzer has been killed! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stunned: 1,824,673,121 friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 932 enemies distracted. 16,025,616,967 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 356,642 friendlies disabled.
Died: 14,101,079,179 enemies dead. 33,486,381,987 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 7,844 enemies bribed. 33,059,568 friendlies bribed.
Converted: 677,821 enemies converted. 401,023,870 friendlies converted.

And a System Hack later reveals very little troops remaining at Police HQ of The Government...

...and confirms what our sources have told us, Azzer is dead! - Azzer [0]

And so our almighty leader has fallen, brave and true, like a true hero, facing evil and never giving in!

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

And still, after the great Azzer has fallen, the SaveAzzer alliance fights nobly to the death

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Evening Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 1,601,355,524 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,036,355,589 hostile staff.
[range] 44,621,724,172 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,201,838,791 allied staff.
[all] 942,503 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 1,690,777 hostile staff.
[close] 7,383,948 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 992,568 allied staff.
[close] 1,256 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 959 hostile staff.
[close] 33,585 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 17,951 allied staff.
[m/c] 105,238 allied Extremist attacked, killing 43,606 hostile staff.
[close] 20,296,920 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 9,323,609 allied staff.
[close] 17,743,108 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 1,350,062 allied staff.
[close] 20,039,329 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 7,385,067 allied staff.
[close] 33,224,693 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,657,252 allied staff.
[close] 754 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 142 allied staff.
[m/c] 368,252 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 87,297 hostile staff.
[close] 9,391,034 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 2,073,937 allied staff.
[close] 126,502,485 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 145,691,308 allied staff.
[close] 3 allied Biker attacked, killing 7 hostile staff.
[close] 29,324,124 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[close] 11,633 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,990 allied staff.
[close] 19,805,404 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,729,358 allied staff.
[all] 192 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 14 hostile staff.
[close] 23,381,160 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 5,651,161 allied staff.
[range] 28,121,432 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 6,719,316 allied staff.
[close] 88,629 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 128,512 hostile staff.
[close] 28,216,777 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 44,665,847 allied staff.
[close] 2,795,936 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 1,060,996 allied staff.
[all] 11,645,116 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,639,251 hostile staff.
[close] 50,677,728 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 66,832,073 allied staff.
[r/c] 85,312 allied Vampire attacked, killing 101,512 hostile staff.
[raised] 19,087 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 98,832,998 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 138,838,188 allied staff.
[raised] 28,683,999 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 59 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 18 hostile staff.
[all] 2,004 allied Assassin attacked, killing 585 hostile staff.
[close] 22,883,030 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 6,048,875 allied staff.
[middle] 91,046 allied Witch attacked, killing 10,955 hostile staff.
[close] 12,093,361 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,593,151 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,494 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 812 hostile staff.
[range] 20,875,000 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 10,448,676 allied staff.
[close] 16,770,079 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 7,436,232 allied staff.
[close] 18,446,093 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,898,390 allied staff.
[close] 4,019,351 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,522,004 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,866 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,611 hostile staff.
[close] 2,165,014 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 324,876 allied staff.
[close] 37,515,151 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 28,312,732 allied staff.
[close] 27,113,720 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 9,921,381 allied staff.
[r/c] 245,575 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 619,007 hostile staff.
[close] 20,766,093 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 56,217,771 allied staff.
[all] 101,946 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 62,697 hostile staff.
[all] 24,810 allied Ranger attacked, killing 12,099 hostile staff.
[close] 23,925,390 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 34,884,254 allied staff.
[close] 4,911,842 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 9,231,362 allied staff.
[close] 237,768,295 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 549,615,451 allied staff.
[r/m] 28,589 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 8,318 hostile staff.
[all] 542,602 allied Marine attacked, killing 362,475 hostile staff.
[close] 20,883,392 hostile Marine attacked, killing 10,993,308 allied staff.
[close] 23,497,902 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 16,070,002 allied staff.
[close] 37 allied Zombie ate the brains of 27 hostile staff.
[raised] 6 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 23,795,869 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 21,228,836 allied staff.
[raised] 19,543,197 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 2 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[close] 31,533,541 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 24,620,898 allied staff.
[close] 22,907,768 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 5,315,252 allied staff.
[middle] 196,864,824,275 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 1,489,893,883 allied staff.
[close] 4,750,206 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 27,009 allied staff.
[close] 1,929,879 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 24,311 allied staff.
[close] 16,221,419 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 74,426 allied staff.
[close] 16,555,702 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 107,855 allied staff.
[close] 13,978,720 hostile Private attacked, killing 88,765 allied staff.
[close] 10,885,558 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 47,892 allied staff.
[middle] 336,695,023 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 841,268 allied staff.
[close] 1,537 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 1 allied staff.

Stunned: 18 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 959 enemies distracted. 180,577,633 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 324,876 friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,043,055,137 enemies dead. 6,751,718,969 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 71,015 enemies bribed.
Converted: 19,093 enemies converted. 48,227,196 friendlies converted.

 

[timthetyrant]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Azzer was killed by lesser vampires? not vampires, but lesser vampires? and only 585 million of them? i reckon they should get a stat boost as a reward. or sum reward for that unit .

 

[timtadams]

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Tis a disgrace, tsk tsk /me shakes head.

I tell ye, there were forces of evil at work here, the type evil that lurks in the depths of hell itself...

 

[timthetyrant]

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Azzer may be dead but i will fight on to protect everything that Azzer stood for so that his memory shall live on.


...._______________
.../.................... \
./........................\
l...........RIP...........l
l.........Azzer...........l
l....Protector.of.the...l
l..weak,.Father.to.us..l
l..all,.Slain.in.battle...l
l...Lest.We.Forget.....l
L___________________l

 

[Gooner]

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Shouldnt you guys declare on SaveAzzer or something? or is that not possible?

btw, we have 4.5 x as many people in our alliance


riiight so what happened?

 

[f0xx]

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riiight so what happened?

Who cares?

Its Havoc. Or at least it was.

 

[timtadams]

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Shouldnt you guys declare on SaveAzzer or something? or is that not possible?

btw, we have 4.5 x as many people in our alliance


riiight so what happened?

Well, if you read the thread about the 'cheating scum' before Azzer edited it, you would have discovered there was a multi who had about 20 accounts to attack Azzer with. He claimed he could kill Azzer by himself using all his accounts during havoc. Put him into the equation with everyone else who was attacking Azzer, and well...
But now that he is gone, I believe next time it will be a different story

And i might add, that im sure there were plenty of people not in the KillAzzer alliance who wouldve attacked anyway

 

[Terrakan]

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Azzer will die this round

like he died twice last round

and he will continue to die each round in havoc HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[close] 585,294,964 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
Azzer has been killed! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a System Hack later reveals very little troops remaining at Police HQ of The Government...

...and confirms what our sources have told us, Azzer is dead! - Azzer [0]

And so our almighty leader has fallen, brave and true, like a true hero, facing evil and never giving in!

i do believe an i told you so is in order he he he he

 

[timtadams]

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lol, so it is

But you wait till next time

 

[Satureum]

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So yeah, Azzer's dyin' this round again. Poor guy.

 

[timtadams]

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Probably true

 

[Satureum]

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Probably true

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Azzer died every round?
I might try to save him this round... it's more of a challenge than killing him.

 

[Garrett]

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there has been at least 1 round end in which he didn't die i believe.

it might have been a zombie azzer, or 1 time azzer and then another time zombie azzer


maybe this year it will be azzer claus.

 

[tobapopalos]

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He could've survived a couple of rounds ago but instead he got all the bots to attack and kill him.

 

[Ogluk]

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i can see him surviving this round...
honestly whos gunna be online on christmas day trying to kill him????

 

[timtadams]

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Yeah, but then who is gonna be online Christmas day to defend him?

 

[Cyrus]

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you cant kill anyone on christmas day?

 

[Ogluk]

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gunna be the dullest havoc in history then.....

 

[pinpower]

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also means we can have havoc during Christmas itself for a bit of novelty.

i took that to mean as its havok over christmas all units will still kill...doesnt make any difference on havok anyway


Also:

He could've survived a couple of rounds ago but instead he got all the bots to attack and kill him.

I remember one round where Azzer had all the bots attack him with **** loads of poms in an attempt to save himself (with Azzer being distracted before he can be killed)