Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

[Garrett]

Battle Report - Defending Herpes
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 50,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 28,042,767 hostile staff.
[range] 59,760,767 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 26,902,004 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 76,620,219 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 30,098,140 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 47,465,221 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 330,493,930 hostile staff.
[range] 448,341 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,809,861 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 94,760,352 hostile Biker attacked, killing 160,998,147 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 27,397,707 allied Striker attacked, killing 11,231,059 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 156,266,370 hostile Striker attacked, killing 41,033,410 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 9,714,318 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 62,613,179 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 18,123,467 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 96,167,288 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 80,852,585 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 316,388,781 hostile staff.
[range] 70,347,574 allied Vampire attacked, killing 207,494,422 hostile staff.
[raised] 14,457,591 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 156,094,305 allied Assassin attacked, killing 118,219,755 hostile staff.
[range] 4,043 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,204 hostile staff.
[range] 41,768,765 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 127,084,544 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 154,642,553 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 105,940,260 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 6,006,760 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 18,406,432 hostile staff.
[range] 86,160,740 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 329,373,388 hostile staff.
[range] 5,681,207 allied Sniper attacked, killing 16,945,546 hostile staff.
[range] 36,108,022 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 23,465,588 hostile staff.
[range] 31,174,029 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 197,261,008 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 33,394,433 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 33,505,584 allied staff.
[range] 2,115,245 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 1,480,470 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 1,577,651 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 5,036,722 hostile staff.
[range] 38,491,233 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 155,324,727 hostile staff.
[range] 5,143,184 allied Ninja attacked, killing 4,660,963 hostile staff.
[range] 2,930,830 allied Automoton attacked, killing 8,231,484 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 47,269 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 4,417 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 27,105,172 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 38,257,195 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 35,128,790 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 19,768,250 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 6,706,396 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 79,078,630 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 44,836,480 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 77,734,495 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 791,482 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 857,659 hostile staff.
[range] 71,059,146 allied Marine attacked, killing 37,812,493 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 156,871,752 hostile Marine attacked, killing 110,430,403 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 8,785,407 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,288,435 hostile staff.
[range] 15,400,986 allied Jeep attacked, killing 4,594,054 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 157,185,848 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 29,675,008 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 19,586,504 allied Humvee attacked, killing 4,826,623 hostile staff.
[range] 15,404,443 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 101,801,944 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 9,014,064 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 22,201,364 allied staff.
[range] 703,149 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 494,873 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 38,804 allied Officer attacked, killing 9,800 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[h:3i1w3gl5][range] 31,371 hostile Officer attacked, killing 10,541 allied staff.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5][range] 71,284 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 37,498 hostile staff.[/f:3i1w3gl5]

[f:3i1w3gl5]Distracted: 353,959,518 [£2,927,340,231,000] enemies distracted.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
[f:3i1w3gl5]Disabled: 2,204 [£47,097,200] enemies disabled.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
Died: [f:3i1w3gl5]1,909,695,816 [£22,641,554,499,300] enemies dead.[/f:3i1w3gl5] [h:3i1w3gl5]729,542,650 [£22,400,958,776,200] friendlies dead.[/h:3i1w3gl5]
Bribed: [f:3i1w3gl5]895,157 [£18,147,746,300] enemies bribed.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
Converted: [f:3i1w3gl5]14,457,591 [£231,321,456,000] enemies converted.[/f:3i1w3gl5]

[f:3i1w3gl5]You gained 1,806,206 effectiveness.[/f:3i1w3gl5]
Your staff had an average base injury rate of 35% for all deaths in this battle.

 

[f0xx]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

Oh yeah, might wanna edit out the ID + name

[edit] Btw, the attackers won

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

Lies! Herpes always wins!

 

[Ogluk]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!



epicness

nicely done Spaceballs, a nice good even fight

biggest br i've ever witnessed in all my years of bush! (i missed all the ones twigley mentioned on irc )

 

[Garrett]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

Oh yeah, might wanna edit out the ID + name

[edit] Btw, the attackers won

2nd tick yes they did slightly more damage, but 1st tick we won, by almost 500B including converts and bribes. learn to count f0xxy

 

[Twigley]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

biggest br i've ever witnessed in all my years of bush! (i missed all the ones twigley mentioned on irc )

For anyone who wants to know ... just a few recent ones where;
On one tick on just one id:

--
Interlude V's Pest + Enigma
65 trillion loss V's 66 trillion loss.
--

--
An Interlude Retal V's Pest
19 trill loss V's 50 trill loss
--

--
WeSuck V's TRFC
50 trill loss V's 14 trill loss (Or so)
--

This is prolly top 10 biggest BR of all time.

 

[Illumination]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

I missed it But my nails look good and my feet are in heaven (And I still have a few troops!)

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

biggest br i've ever witnessed in all my years of bush! (i missed all the ones twigley mentioned on irc )

For anyone who wants to know ... just a few recent ones where;
On one tick on just one id:

--
Interlude V's Pest + Enigma
65 trillion loss V's 66 trillion loss.
--

--
An Interlude Retal V's Pest
19 trill loss V's 50 trill loss
--

--
WeSuck V's TRFC
50 trill loss V's 14 trill loss (Or so)
--

This is prolly top 10 biggest BR of all time.

Please go further out of your way to try to ruin our glorious moment...

 

[timthetyrant]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

I may be a noob, but at least i'm un-noobish enough to realise that the turning point in the above battle was due to the bikers killing all the PoMs and then some. It opened my eyes and now i know bikers ain't that bad. I would just like to give credit to all those unknown people who sent the bikers, because the were the people who turned it into a victory for their team. give yourself a pat on the back

 

[f0xx]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

Oh yeah, might wanna edit out the ID + name

[edit] Btw, the attackers won

2nd tick yes they did slightly more damage, but 1st tick we won, by almost 500B including converts and bribes. learn to count f0xxy

Yes, but you killed like 2-3B of gardeners

 

[Maxi]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

We did equal damage roughly, doesn't matter if it's Gardeners or CW's... In the end you lose the same amount of value/score.

Most importantly, it was fun defending vs a couple biggies and still do quite well.

 

[Twigley]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

biggest br i've ever witnessed in all my years of bush! (i missed all the ones twigley mentioned on irc )

For anyone who wants to know ... just a few recent ones where;
On one tick on just one id:

--
Interlude V's Pest + Enigma
65 trillion loss V's 66 trillion loss.
--

--
An Interlude Retal V's Pest
19 trill loss V's 50 trill loss
--

--
WeSuck V's TRFC
50 trill loss V's 14 trill loss (Or so)
--

This is prolly top 10 biggest BR of all time.

Please go further out of your way to try to ruin our glorious moment...

Hehe every thread has to have some kind of pointless flaming in i guess.
Gz Alci

 

[IceOfFire]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

--
Interlude V's Pest + Enigma
65 trillion loss V's 66 trillion loss.
--

--
An Interlude Retal V's Pest
19 trill loss V's 50 trill loss
--

That round still haunts me Please dont bring it up!

Altho tbf twigs, it was my favourite round ever, and i think with the first costs u have above, it took something like 4 minutes to tick. Was amusing

 

[Twigley]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

Lol it was my favourite round too ofcourse ;D

Yeah the tick time was hillarious ... 5 mins or so
Kept refreshing at work seeing my troops go down bit by bit and thinking bush was dead.
Then got a text from lukey 10 mins later with the values

 

[Seetal]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

I may be a noob, but at least i'm un-noobish enough to realise that the turning point in the above battle was due to the bikers killing all the PoMs and then some. It opened my eyes and now i know bikers ain't that bad. I would just like to give credit to all those unknown people who sent the bikers, because the were the people who turned it into a victory for their team. give yourself a pat on the back

The 2 guys that sent those Bikers were Khris and I...
Well the Bikers did help kill the POMs but that only affected the 2nd tick because the POMs had already fired before the Bikers on the 1st tick obviously...
...and its true most of that 2B that was killed was mostly gardeners but that doesnt mean it didnt hurt, because we still lost the value for those troops that died...
...the Battle was almost even 1st tick, slightly in SB's favour but 2nd tick the attackers won and did just over 3tril more damage which clearly makes up for the 500bn from the 1st tick...
That BR was probably one of the biggest of the round so far...which is a good thing because we dont really see many of them because most of the time players just get scared and recall :/ but i must give SB credit as they didnt just decide to take the landhit imo i thought that they would just take the landhit but they stood firm and fought well! It was a good fight and im happy i was apart of it

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

I may be a noob, but at least i'm un-noobish enough to realise that the turning point in the above battle was due to the bikers killing all the PoMs and then some. It opened my eyes and now i know bikers ain't that bad. I would just like to give credit to all those unknown people who sent the bikers, because the were the people who turned it into a victory for their team. give yourself a pat on the back

The 2 guys that sent those Bikers were Khris and I...
Well the Bikers did help kill the POMs but that only affected the 2nd tick because the POMs had already fired before the Bikers on the 1st tick obviously...
...and its true most of that 2B that was killed was mostly gardeners but that doesnt mean it didnt hurt, because we still lost the value for those troops that died...
...the Battle was almost even 1st tick, slightly in SB's favour but 2nd tick the attackers won and did just over 3tril more damage which clearly makes up for the 500bn from the 1st tick...
That BR was probably one of the biggest of the round so far...which is a good thing because we dont really see many of them because most of the time players just get scared and recall :/ but i must give SB credit as they didnt just decide to take the landhit imo i thought that they would just take the landhit but they stood firm and fought well! It was a good fight and im happy i was apart of it

Those were my NLDs you butchered

Tbh, loads of the NLD kills were gurus, you killed 97% of my gurus in one tick lol. We didn't really have enough POMs between us to cause enough val damage That being said i shouldn't have sent them but wasn't really paying attention.

Thanks again for the fun BRs. You guys have been starkly unoriginal in your attacks and methodology but it does provide for big, fun BRs on occasion.

See ya in a few days when we've got some troops back

 

[rooney]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

whoever the friendlys are is just lucky the hostiles sent no early firing health hitters. with a few SA or Vamps on the hostile side it prob woulr have gone much, much worse. especially after haveing 150mil striker stripping for them

 

[dafe]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

I may be a noob, but at least i'm un-noobish enough to realise that the turning point in the above battle was due to the bikers killing all the PoMs and then some. It opened my eyes and now i know bikers ain't that bad. I would just like to give credit to all those unknown people who sent the bikers, because the were the people who turned it into a victory for their team. give yourself a pat on the back

The 2 guys that sent those Bikers were Khris and I...
Well the Bikers did help kill the POMs but that only affected the 2nd tick because the POMs had already fired before the Bikers on the 1st tick obviously...
...and its true most of that 2B that was killed was mostly gardeners but that doesnt mean it didnt hurt, because we still lost the value for those troops that died...
...the Battle was almost even 1st tick, slightly in SB's favour but 2nd tick the attackers won and did just over 3tril more damage which clearly makes up for the 500bn from the 1st tick...
That BR was probably one of the biggest of the round so far...which is a good thing because we dont really see many of them because most of the time players just get scared and recall :/ but i must give SB credit as they didnt just decide to take the landhit imo i thought that they would just take the landhit but they stood firm and fought well! It was a good fight and im happy i was apart of it

Those were my NLDs you butchered

Tbh, loads of the NLD kills were gurus, you killed 97% of my gurus in one tick lol. We didn't really have enough POMs between us to cause enough val damage That being said i shouldn't have sent them but wasn't really paying attention.

Thanks again for the fun BRs. You guys have been starkly unoriginal in your attacks and methodology but it does provide for big, fun BRs on occasion.

See ya in a few days when we've got some troops back

and also my NLD's same mistake sending gurus and such...we probably wouldve been on the winning hand if we didnt, but all in all great BR (and that for a rank 3/4 value ally )

 

[Maxi]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

whoever the friendlys are is just lucky the hostiles sent no early firing health hitters. with a few SA or Vamps on the hostile side it prob woulr have gone much, much worse. especially after haveing 150mil striker stripping for them

Yeah, sure, and whoever the hostiles are, are just lucky the friendlies didn't have more early AD units, would've been much, much worse with a few strikers or extra rpg. :roll:

There should be way more of these (and twigleys') BR's around.

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: Epic Battle Reports - This one is for the books!

but all in all great BR (and that for a rank 3/4 value ally )

because when it boils right down, everyone knows that SpaceBalls is clearly the best ally this round. In terms of everything

We even have the best Herpes around; We scorn Valtrex and Acyclovir! Forward the Herp!