Re: Who will be the next U.S president?
I will be writing in William Faulkner. We have an aggressive campaign for a major write-in vote this year... also, we are developing resurrection technology so that he may have a press conference later this month.
Remember if you want someone who stands for the sound and the fury signifying nothing, vote Faulkner. The other choices also are the sound and the fury, but they won't admit it. They do it under the guise of progress and accomplishments.