Not sure where to put this BR, but anyways....
Bribe massed one of our players, 9 v 1 whilst i was returning from attacking melons.
target send out but I last ticked Chingaste who was keen for a suicide.
So, i always intended to suicide before the end of the round, and i got Lilow, Shocker, Michaloss and Dave to send with me.
Battle Report - Attacking The Glorious Matthew Bellamy [9454]
[range] 36,792,869 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 18,538,821 allied staff.
[range] 62,579 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 100,242 allied staff.
[range] 972,428 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,061,923 allied staff.
[range] 8,042,150 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 90,591,567 allied staff.
[range] 3,357,495 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,162,326 allied staff.
[range] 6,301,353 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,205,833 hostile staff.
[range] 273,623 hostile Biker attacked, killing 652,295 allied staff.
[range] 1,482,530 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 9,436,266 allied staff.
[range] 54,048,874 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 129,812,954 allied staff.
[range] 1,138,314 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 436,383 allied staff.
[raised] 26,742 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 37,821 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 4,235 allied staff.
[range] 188,867 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 52,777 allied staff.
[range] 1,408,968 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,956,574 hostile staff.
[range] 1,032,142 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 427,348 allied staff.
[range] 4,943,109 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,371,547 allied staff.
[range] 6,015,645 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 5,308,873 allied staff.
[range] 1,019,214 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 874,722 allied staff.
[range] 1,275 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 459 allied staff.
[range] 508,644 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 209,500 allied staff.
[range] 8,944,253 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,578,997 allied staff.
[range] 10,951,153 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 19,975,868 hostile staff.
[range] 10,622,464 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,894,864 allied staff.
[range] 7,547,251 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 20,188,417 hostile staff.
[range] 2,815,858 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,706,028 allied staff.
[range] 1,027,945 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 643,010 allied staff.
[range] 5,213,053 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 35,837,443 hostile staff.
[range] 16,976 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 8,641 allied staff.
[range] 38,126 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 52,868 hostile staff.
[range] 577,427 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 69,927 allied staff.
[range] 4,480,025 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,947,545 allied staff.
[range] 5,645,511 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 22,500,940 hostile staff.
[range] 3,368,660 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 781,382 allied staff.
[range] 1,048,338 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 121,389 allied staff.
[range] 6,416 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 2,282 allied staff.
[range] 6,843 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 646 allied staff.
[raised] 22 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 1,036,330 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 413,650 allied staff.
[range] 4,301,327 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 564,068 allied staff.
[range] 4,059,294 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 54,920,303 hostile staff.
[range] 6,589,770 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 2,091,038 allied staff.
[range] 7,787,692 hostile Marine attacked, killing 4,323,902 allied staff.
[range] 1,344,726 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 296,941 allied staff.
[range] 2,197,727 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 186,780 allied staff.
[range] 1,522,546 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 390,728 allied staff.
[range] 1,834,693 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 101,454 allied staff.
[range] 4,476,618 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,134,386 allied staff.
[range] 4,320,009 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 13,280,570 hostile staff.
[range] 8,180,548 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 2,249,962 allied staff.
[range] 760,931 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 69,985 allied staff.
[range] 464,638 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 278,047 hostile staff.
[range] 8,608 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 4,667 allied staff.
[range] 231,915 hostile Officer attacked, killing 25,353 allied staff.
[range] 773 allied Officer attacked, killing 201 hostile staff.
[range] 717,885 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 4,142,200 allied staff.
Stunned: 57,012 [£3,281,904,000] friendlies stunned. 1,956,574 [£106,873,436,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 90,870,994 [£838,284,165,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,433,470 [£97,517,918,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 194,089,587 [£4,003,280,667,600] friendlies dead. 168,240,490 [£2,316,772,983,400] enemies dead.
Bribed: 4,341,000 [£228,079,121,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 26,764 [£428,422,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 218,879 effectiveness.
You gained 1.71 fame.
You gained 2.26 honour.
You earned £2,570,974,231 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £46,933,258,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking The Glorious Matthew Bellamy [9454]
[middle] 48,588,410 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 24,004,276 allied staff.
[middle] 56,930 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 73,377 allied staff.
[middle] 243,012 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 285,214 allied staff.
[middle] 1,617,359 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 4,386,717 allied staff.
[middle] 7,775,756 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 82,810,767 allied staff.
[middle] 3,187,913 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,160,699 allied staff.
[middle] 2,367,397 allied Striker attacked, killing 479,405 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,550,432 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 414,176 allied staff.
[middle] 46,425,410 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 11,810,643 allied staff.
[middle] 952,996 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 84,299 allied staff.
[raised] 390 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 26,608 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 1,018 allied staff.
[middle] 663,307 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 66,291 allied staff.
[middle] 845,255 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 237,775 allied staff.
[middle] 1,762,549 hostile Witch attacked, killing 182,317 allied staff.
[middle] 6,477 allied Witch attacked, killing 8,487 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,604,781 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,257,020 allied staff.
[middle] 6,461,410 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 3,123,521 allied staff.
[middle] 1,184,380 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 142,321 allied staff.
[middle] 1,109 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 51 allied staff.
[middle] 500,306 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 106,380 allied staff.
[middle] 8,336,044 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 210,863 allied staff.
[middle] 10,766,471 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,209,305 allied staff.
[middle] 1,895,764 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 61,363 allied staff.
[middle] 1,003,709 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 256,260 allied staff.
[middle] 1,104,171 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,152,841 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,377 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 2,710 allied staff.
[middle] 561,387 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 13,862 allied staff.
[middle] 3,108,895 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 262,790 allied staff.
[middle] 913,900 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 22,779 allied staff.
[middle] 249,204 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 2,942 allied staff.
[raised] 4 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 1,369,501 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 190,420 allied staff.
[middle] 4,268,696 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 142,746 allied staff.
[middle] 1,084,263 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,094,752 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,244,357 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 968,448 allied staff.
[raised] 1,774 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 6,116,584 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 590,174 allied staff.
[middle] 7,509,727 hostile Marine attacked, killing 696,774 allied staff.
[middle] 3,745,252 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 344,777 allied staff.
[middle] 2,431,952 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 79,335 allied staff.
[middle] 1,521,120 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 150,624 allied staff.
[middle] 5,800,368 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 125,701 allied staff.
[middle] 4,627,808 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 401,731 allied staff.
[middle] 10,686 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 31,724 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,132,677 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 864,937 allied staff.
[middle] 757,591 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 24,107 allied staff.
[middle] 8,780 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 803 allied staff.
[middle] 162,282 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 4,113 allied staff.
[middle] 112,610 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 5,711 allied staff.
[middle] 231,276 hostile Officer attacked, killing 9,909 allied staff.
[middle] 7,783,993 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 1,188,900 allied staff.
[middle] 2,634,855 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,392,295 allied staff.
[middle] 937,283 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 29,393,576 hostile staff.
[middle] 716,677 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 157,664 allied staff.
Stunned: 67,309 [£5,647,615,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 82,931,009 [£927,802,161,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 5,643,737 [£136,079,549,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 52,242,839 [£3,517,014,759,600] friendlies dead. 50,160,785 [£1,150,261,478,800] enemies dead.
Bribed: 2,644,011 [£245,905,335,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 2,168 [£80,848,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,468,746 effectiveness.
You gained 16.95 fame.
You gained 37.11 honour.
You earned £21,632,719,337 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £126,842,970,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking The Glorious Matthew Bellamy [9454]
[close] 234,555 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 126,866 allied staff.
[close] 150,076 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 192,702 allied staff.
[close] 24,483,840 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 21,028,613 allied staff.
[close] 1,188,686 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 187,034 hostile staff.
[close] 181,321 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 980,051 allied staff.
[close] 1,013,611 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,459,129 allied staff.
[close] 559,008 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 5,362,299 allied staff.
[close] 861,846 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 8,507,455 allied staff.
[close] 9,636,862 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 18,929,507 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 60,410 Gargantua.
[close] 1,243,186 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 1,456,799 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 4,383 Gargantua.
[close] 4,362,154 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 605,309 allied staff.
[close] 3,073,593 hostile Striker attacked, killing 812,062 allied staff.
[close] 190,493 allied Striker attacked, killing 37,363 hostile staff.
[close] 1,530,879 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 10,199,430 allied staff.
[close] 40,547,815 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 15,611,400 allied staff.
[close] 1,228 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 410 allied staff.
[close] 1,244,826 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1 allied staff.
[close] 1,640,178 hostile Witch attacked, killing 101,683 allied staff.
[close] 4,406,349 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,126,347 allied staff.
[close] 449,263 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 54,011 allied staff.
[close] 7,513,627 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 207,253 allied staff.
[close] 3,725,619 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 83,234 allied staff.
[close] 517,650 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 43,439 allied staff.
[close] 19,548 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 22,846 hostile staff.
[close] 374,739 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,348 allied staff.
[close] 473,343 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,698 allied staff.
[close] 4,094,004 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 274,490 allied staff.
[close] 2,641,541 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 25,359 allied staff.
[close] 342,755 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 329 allied staff.
[close] 219,451 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 305 allied staff.
[close] 4,147,876 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,679 allied staff.
[close] 1,163,752 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 6,007 allied staff.
[close] 5,263,464 hostile Marine attacked, killing 56,022 allied staff.
[close] 2,286,448 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 19,885 allied staff.
[close] 640,214 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,955 allied staff.
[close] 1,861,551 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 6,275 allied staff.
[close] 1,518,434 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 14,610 allied staff.
[close] 3,853,699 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 8,556 allied staff.
[close] 4,457,667 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 39,576 allied staff.
[close] 6,102,490 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 63,635 allied staff.
[close] 417,477 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,470 allied staff.
[close] 5,894 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 55 allied staff.
[close] 5,307,595 hostile Private attacked, killing 23,489 allied staff.
[close] 65,471 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 188 allied staff.
[close] 82,590 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 472 allied staff.
[close] 193,983 hostile Officer attacked, killing 895 allied staff.
[close] 6,509,260 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 108,428 allied staff.
[close] 2,631,800 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 250,833 allied staff.
Distracted: 29,786,480 [£89,746,053,000] friendlies distracted. 187,034 [£1,702,928,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 3,544,711 [£36,827,913,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 55,851,506 [£1,545,404,859,800] friendlies dead. 1,517,008 [£34,923,225,200] enemies dead.
Bribed: 172,063 [£171,916,885,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 60,410 [£60,410,000,000] friendlies converted. 4,383 [£4,383,000,000] enemies converted.
I was never recalling and we did more damage than expected
At least my gargs were legit