Resistance against rank 4! | R40

Max

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Just a few musings to amuse you all:


"Sharpen your swords, prepare to fight,
For what is "honourable" and what is right,

Come join together, friends in arms,
And bravely go destroy their farms!

For weeks we have prepared their fate,
No hope for them - they are too late.

Scallywags, Calypso, The Turtle Moves,
Armoury, Discworld, hear the hooves!

Approaching cavalry drowns out all sound,
Burn every acre, every mound.

A foe so mighty, a foe so tall,
It's not like they've yet to take a fall!

Only with combined strength of five,
Can we prevent them from being alive.

No way can we fight 1-on-1,
No way can we ensure war is won.

Nor can we fight with 1-on-2,
There's just now way, it just won't do.

We shall resist the rank 4 alliance,
A worthy foe? It's not rocket science.

They've been beaten once by TBA.
Charades and Mo Dakka have had their way.

No better target had they to fight,
One cannot blame them for their show of might.

But INSUFFICIENT now I cry,
That's not enough! They STILL MUST DIE!

We shall go down in history.
Brothers in arms in victory.

So raise your voices, all the more!
Cry death! Today! WE RESIST RANK 4!"


/sarcasm

Best thing is I'm going to enjoy this either way.
 
Max

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This time it's personal.

Seems like it's Max vs. the rest of the playerbase at the moment. I won't post the victories of zeroed Scallywags members from last week, but I will post any repeated deaths of the "resistance" membership.

The resistance leader begins his letters to other alliances with the words "Hello Honourable alliances." Fair enough. Here's an honourable battle report. You'll find that most of my attacks are.

Attacking Resistance Ringleader

Died: 2,692,208 [£144,539,289,000] friendlies dead. 20,367,741 [£332,674,554,300] enemies dead.

You gained 488,871 effectiveness.
You gained 37.31 fame.
You gained 35.55 honour.
You earned £15,045,539,068 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £28,907,857,800 insurance.

Died: 575,491 [£30,904,643,000] friendlies dead. 6,609,098 [£204,360,195,500] enemies dead.

You gained 291,049 effectiveness.
You gained 51.31 fame.
You gained 34.63 honour.
You earned £9,521,877,317 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £6,180,928,600 insurance.

Died: 29,364 [£1,576,058,000] friendlies dead. 3,268,531 [£68,220,484,200] enemies dead.

You gained 95,761 effectiveness.
You gained 45.36 fame.
You gained 32.71 honour.
You earned £2,740,121,939 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £315,211,600 insurance.
 
Max

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PBs vs Strikers

Tick 1 Died: 5,031,169 [£125,062,634,000] friendlies dead. 16,157,551 [£101,642,691,400] enemies dead
Tick 2 Died: 1,251,025 [£32,176,210,000] friendlies dead. 2,863,871 [£215,771,171,200] enemies dead.

SAs and Assassins vs Puppets

Tick 1 Died: 2,090,521 [£18,415,127,600] friendlies dead. 32,633,594 [£345,479,915,100] enemies dead.
Tick 2 Died: 1,282,875 [£16,961,908,600] friendlies dead. 7,817,573 [£197,652,180,400] enemies dead.
Tick 3 Died: 7,800,107 [£88,743,325,400] friendlies dead. 6,438,197 [£198,239,743,500] enemies dead.
 
Davs

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I did here word a while a go (1/2 weeks?) that this might happen. Hooray for it actually taking place!!
 
Max

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It hasn't actually materialised yet, but I am going to keep hitting them until it does ;D
 
Davs

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Just let me know if there are any attacks my CGs can piggy :p

[This message is addressed to both sides, in the name of fairness :p]
 
Dimitar

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"The upshot of what I am saying is that COHA is effectively disbanded from 12:10:00 GMT today."

I dont know what COHA is, but I feel it has something to do with this
 
Max

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You mean I wrote that poem laced with the intricacies of ironic humour for nothing!!?

Hilarity. Now let's get back to all warring eachother shall we?

Less "COHA" and more "COHAHAHAHA" I think there.
 
Dax

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This is insanity. Death to the foolish lower alliances. Now I just need to come out of sleep mode again...
 
Rooster

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Max said:
This time it's personal.

Seems like it's Max vs. the rest of the playerbase at the moment. I won't post the victories of zeroed Scallywags members from last week, but I will post any repeated deaths of the "resistance" membership.

The resistance leader begins his letters to other alliances with the words "Hello Honourable alliances." Fair enough. Here's an honourable battle report. You'll find that most of my attacks are.

Attacking Resistance Ringleader

Died: 2,692,208 [£144,539,289,000] friendlies dead. 20,367,741 [£332,674,554,300] enemies dead.

You gained 488,871 effectiveness.
You gained 37.31 fame.
You gained 35.55 honour.
You earned £15,045,539,068 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £28,907,857,800 insurance.

Died: 575,491 [£30,904,643,000] friendlies dead. 6,609,098 [£204,360,195,500] enemies dead.

You gained 291,049 effectiveness.
You gained 51.31 fame.
You gained 34.63 honour.
You earned £9,521,877,317 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £6,180,928,600 insurance.

Died: 29,364 [£1,576,058,000] friendlies dead. 3,268,531 [£68,220,484,200] enemies dead.

You gained 95,761 effectiveness.
You gained 45.36 fame.
You gained 32.71 honour.
You earned £2,740,121,939 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £315,211,600 insurance.
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I didnt know I was a ringleader... I died for leading a resistance/lol
I wish someone would have told me. Damn I amaze myself sometimes.
I led a failed resistance and didnt know it.
 
Max

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Rooster, you weren't the ringleader, I went after and killed Rommel because he was organising it at the time :D

You do realise that was all about a month ago now right? :p

You're too cool for me to choose to assassinate ;D
 
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